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Old 10-14-2011, 12:32 PM
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wow....

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Old 10-14-2011, 02:08 PM
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i really struggled to stop laughing when reading this

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Old 10-15-2011, 03:10 AM
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No way.. this story can't be true.... She must of shoved something else up there.

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Re: Vibrator Nearly Kills Woman

I just survived my vibrator..thank god I'm okay.

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Was well worth it :)

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Old 10-15-2011, 11:11 AM
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wtf?! This makes no sense to me.

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Old 10-15-2011, 11:12 AM
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Re: Vibrator Nearly Kills Woman

I have a pal who works at an adult bookstore/toy shop so of course after reading this I called him (waking him up) with the question "What the fuck could have gone wrong" and the only response I got was "Pipe Dreams" makes crappy products and a suggestion to pay a bit more upfront so you don't end up with an exploding dildo. *shrug*

EDIT: Due to several air-injection diving knifes being mistakenly shipped with our marital aids we have decided to recall all products sold between 9/1/10 and 10/4/11. Please, for the love of god wash them off first.

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Re: Vibrator Nearly Kills Woman

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I have a pal who works at an adult bookstore/toy shop so of course after reading this I called him (waking him up) with the question "What the fuck could have gone wrong" and the only response I got was "Pipe Dreams" makes crappy products and a suggestion to pay a bit more upfront so you don't end up with an exploding dildo. *shrug*

EDIT: Due to several air-injection diving knifes being mistakenly shipped with our marital aids we have decided to recall all products sold between 9/1/10 and 10/4/11. Please, for the love of god wash them off first.
Lemme guess... the 'diving knife' is for prying open big clams.

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