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Police in Venice, Fla., are looking for a serial flasher with a bizarre M.O.: He allegedly offers his victims money in exchange for the right to kiss their posteriors.

There have been at least four reports of the "Butt-Kissing Flasher" since Saturday. In one case, two women said he gave them a note asking if he could put his lips to either of their tushies for $200.

"I'll give one of you $200 or each of you $100 if you let me kiss your butt," the note reads, according to WPBF-TV.

He went on to write: “If you wave to me, I'll drop to my knees and play with myself while you watch,” the Herald-Tribune reported.

He promised to leave the money on the ground and walk away after the encounter. When the victims didn't respond, he allegedly whipped off his towel and "performed inappropriate actions to himself," one of the women told The Venice Scoop.

Instead of taking the offer, the victims took a photo of him and the note, which The Venice Scoop posted on their Facebook page.

The post described the perp as a heavy set guy, around 35, "with man boobs, and it looks like a tat on his right bicep."

Venice Police Chief Tom McNulty has seen his share of sex crimes in the past, but this suspect has put a new wrinkle on an old perversion.

"I can't remember where somebody has done this and left a note," he told WWSB. "I have worked sex crimes here for many years as a detective. It's a new variation."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3757373.html
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article...men-police-say
http://www.wpbf.com/news/south-flori...ml?source=WPBF

Anyone with information about the flasher (or willing to prank someone) is encouraged to call the Venice Police Dept. at (941) 468-2444.

[Dynamo47]

He needs to get a married as he will then likely spend the rest of his life fulfilling his fantasy of kissing a woman's ass!

[ices]

A new level of thirsty simp. I dont have to pay a woman to kiss her arse.

[Megamel29]

Man boobs.

[Brometheus]

I wish I were a woman in Florida.

[DEWBZ]

I'm in that area all the time. Fuck, I might even know the guy

[PTSD Is My Life]

Originally Posted by Dynamo47 ↗

He needs to get a married as he will then likely spend the rest of his life fulfilling his fantasy of kissing a woman's ass!

And paying for the pleasure!

[PTSD Is My Life]

Originally Posted by Gaydolf Shitler ↗

I'm in that area all the time. Fuck, I might even know the guy

Is it you? Come on now, your amongst friends (btw I'll do it for $20)

[Sharon]

Freak

I'll accept the $200 upfront, let him kiss my "tushie" then fart in his face

[PTSD Is My Life]

Originally Posted by Sharon. ↗

Freak

I'll accept the $200 upfront, let him kiss my "tushie" then fart in his face

You unsell yourself Sharon, he would pay extra for a gut propelled guff to the grid!