[LeftHanded666]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

I'd like to break Celine Dion's skull with a block of mahogany, and walk her around my yard on a leash made of open safety pins until she starved to death.

I had to duckduckgo who Celine Dion is haha what did she do to you doctor?

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Originally Posted by LeftHanded666 ↗

I had to duckduckgo who Celine Dion is haha what did she do to you doctor?

Probably the first smart thing she's done in her life.

https://www.documentingreality.com/f...r-ramp-228666/

I guess dying will have to take the silver!

[LeftHanded666]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Probably the first smart thing she's done in her life.

https://www.documentingreality.com/f...r-ramp-228666/

I guess dying will have to take the silver!

Will her heart go on? That's all I got on her.

[LeftHanded666]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Don't inject yourself with anything goddammit!
Just wait.

Don't eat oats either, fucking horse food. God damn ketamine told me so.

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

Originally Posted by LeftHanded666 ↗

Don't eat oats either, fucking horse food. God damn ketamine told me so.

Yes! I second this. No grains of any kind in fact. Save the space for Ketamine.

[LeftHanded666]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Yes! I second this. No grains of any kind in fact. Save the space for Ketamine.

All the parties are starting to look like funerals

[kellyhound]

A Dutch man suffered the longest recorded COVID-19 infection, spanning a staggering 613 days, before he died in the fall of 2023, a study by researchers of the Amsterdam University Medical Center has revealed.

The 72-year-old unnamed man was already suffering with a blood disease, before he got infected with Covid-19 in February 2022, leading to a compromised immune system, reported TIME. The case study of the 72-year-old man will be presented by the researchers at a medical summit in Barcelona next week.

The researchers found that the virus mutated over 50 times in his body, and finally transformed into an ultra-mutated variant, according to TIME.

The 20-month-long Covid infection, researchers say, is the longest recorded one, surpassing the 505-day infection of a British man who died as well.

Despite receiving multiple doses of Covid-19 vaccines before he got infected with the Omicron variant, the patient's immune system failed to keep up.

The virus, over time, showed a remarkable ability to resist medical interventions, including sotrovimab, a prominent Covid antibody treatment, in just a few weeks of being administered.

[Vincentsdream]

Two more weeks. The vaccine will kill everyone in two more weeks.

[Luminance]

what a big bluff this was, the chinese played us all look who's economy booming now eh?

[kellyhound]

Originally Posted by Luminance ↗

what a big bluff this was, the chinese played us all look who's economy booming now eh?

China is at the edge of a deflationary trap: consumer price inflation has been negative in four of the past six months.

This risks turning into a self-reinforcing spiral if households postpone purchases in the hope that prices continue to fall – a dynamic that isn’t helped by China’s falling population.

While it’s true that retail sales rose 7.2 per cent for the whole of 2023, this should be seen as a kind of failure: apart from 2020 and 2022, two years badly affected by COVID-related lockdowns, that growth rate is the weakest China has seen since 1999.

And employment prospects are bleak, largely because Chinese firms seem unwilling to invest. Although the government tried to revive ‘animal spirits’ among Chinese corporates after the Party’s 20th Congress in late 2022, the effort hasn’t yielded much.

Companies remain anxious about how far their autonomy stretches in a country where the government has expressed a commitment to contain what it calls the ‘unrestrained expansion of capital’.

Only last month regulators announced new rules restricting Chinese spending on online games.