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Here's the latest news exclusive about the kitten-eating butcher of Moscow, Vladimir Putin.

He has fined Google 20 decillion US Dollars. That is a $20 followed by 33 zeros. Which is more money than exists in the world by a long shot.

The cost of building the Death Star in real terms is estimated at $852 quadrillion which means Putin will be able to build trillions of Death Stars with his ill gotten finances. It sounds ridiculous now but would not surprise me if he is accused of building an actual fucking Death Star in the next few years. And it would surprise me even less if 50% of the adult population believe the story when it breaks.

This is where we are now. We are already in the realm of kindergarten stupidity and it's going to get a lot fucking worse, but only if we allow it to.
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984
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I bet he's making a point.
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He's an idiot, but so are we for paying to defend Europe.
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Here's the latest news exclusive about the kitten-eating butcher of Moscow, Vladimir Putin.

He has fined Google 20 decillion US Dollars. That is a $20 followed by 33 zeros. Which is more money than exists in the world by a long shot.

The cost of building the Death Star in real terms is estimated at $852 quadrillion which means Putin will be able to build trillions of Death Stars with his ill gotten finances. It sounds ridiculous now but would not surprise me if he is accused of building an actual fucking Death Star in the next few years. And it would surprise me even less if 50% of the adult population believe the story when it breaks.

This is where we are now. We are already in the realm of kindergarten stupidity and it's going to get a lot fucking worse, but only if we allow it to.
I've got FOUR TIMES that amount, buried in my backyard.

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He's an idiot, but so are we for paying to defend Europe.
This is why.
The United States is the 2nd largest goods exporter in the world, behind only China. U.S. goods exports to the world totaled $2.1 trillion in 2022, up 17.5 percent ($307.3 billion) from 2021. Canada was the largest purchaser of U.S. goods exports in 2022, accounting for 17.3 percent of total U.S. goods exports. The top six purchasers of U.S. goods exports in 2022 were: Canada ($356.5 billion), European Union 27 ($350.8 billion), Mexico ($324.3 billion), China ($150.4 billion), Japan ($80.2 billion), and the United Kingdom ($76.2 billion).

Goods Imports:

The United States is the largest goods importer in the world. U.S. goods imports from the world totaled $3.2 trillion in 2022, up 14.6 percent ($413.7 billion) from 2021. China was the top supplier of goods to the United States, accounting for 16.5 percent of total goods imports.

The top five suppliers of U.S. goods imports in 2022 were: China ($536.3 billion), Mexico ($454.8 billion), European Union 27 ($553.3 billion), Canada ($436.6 billion), Japan ($148.1 billion)
And https://www.eeas.europa.eu/united-st...tates_en?s=253
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Did their keyboard key get stuck on the key 0? How could they think there is even that much money in the world?
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