This Thug Was Arrested in My Neck of the Woods.

TheVrist · #1 11-22-2018, 09:52 AM

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The jokes don’t stop for this suspect’s mugshot
By Natalie O'Neill November 16, 2018 | 2:38pm | Updated
Charles Dion McDowell.
Charles Dion McDowell Escambia County Sheriff's Office
Florida cops posted a mugshot of a jailbird with a freakishly large neck — and observers really went for the throat in a pun-filled viral thread.

“His neck is still at LARGE!!!” one Facebook user cracked about Charles Dion McDowell, 31.

Another quipped, “Dude is up to his neck in charges.”

McDowell was arrested on a slew of drug charges and sent to jail on Nov. 11, the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office said in the Tuesday post.

But the internet was much more interested in his neck than the bust.

“Somebody notify his Necks to Kin!” one user joked below the post, which had racked up roughly 280,000 comments Friday.

Another pointed to the tattoos on his most prominent body part and quipped, “He should sell advertising space on his neck.”
But the teasing was hard to swallow, others said.

“Y’all leave that man alone,” one user wrote. “Necks time it could be you.”

McDowell was charged with possession of meth and cocaine with intent to sell, manufacture or deliver drugs, cops said.

He was also arrested for possession of drug equipment and fleeing police. He’s being held on $57,000 bond..

Illusion · #2 11-22-2018, 10:08 AM

V-necks and tank tops only for this guy.

Oswald2001 · #3 11-22-2018, 10:20 AM

What CULTCHA he be a paht uh?

Wren · #4 11-23-2018, 01:28 AM

TheVrist · #5 11-23-2018, 05:41 AM

^°^ accurate.

Coreym07 · #6 11-23-2018, 09:01 PM

Are you in the Pensacola area? That's my neck of the woods.

TheVrist · #7 11-23-2018, 09:40 PM

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Are you in the Pensacola area? That's my neck of the woods.

Close-ish. Gulf shores.

**kellyhound** · #8 11-24-2018, 01:58 AM

Looks like a human spongebob. Bet neckelodeon would be interested.

RatchetCooze · #9 11-26-2018, 02:41 AM

The memes and jokes people have made about this guy are great.

Thewraith420 · #10 11-26-2018, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVrist

Close-ish. Gulf shores.

Small world me too

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