[PinkFG2_K20]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...usaolp00000009

Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.

Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to a photo caption sent to The Huffington Post by CEN/EUROPICS.

"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.

Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.

Uhhhh

[Arsedestroyer]

stealing his penis. for re-use?

[Oswald2001]

That's not a story you read every day.

[Steve]

Fuck sake I wish people would stop dicking around.

[juliemd]

That's one way to get back at someone for screwing around with your girl.

[Faline]

[RedneckR0nin]

I know some women that have stolen my penis...temporarily anyway

[DeeMarieGK]

Could they not settle for a flat screen or something?

[RedneckR0nin]

Originally Posted by DeeMarieGK ↗

Could they not settle for a flat screen or something?

Everyone has a flatscreen

[kellyhound]