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Thai Man Attacked by Snake That Slithered Up Through His Toilet

Thai man attacked by snake that slithered up through his toilet

BANGKOK – A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.


Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover. But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal.

The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.

Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-style squat toilet, with the python still twined through it. The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath.

Doctors said Attaporn, bloodied but unbowed, will recover.

"He has a really good attitude... even though his own wife and children were in shock. He's been smiling and giving interviews all day from his bed." hospital director Dr. Chutima Pincharoen said.
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Re: Thai Man Attacked by Snake That Slithered Up Through His Toilet

The snake wouldn't have had much to latch on to if the world penis size charts are to be believed.
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If he has enough for a snake to latch on to, he has enough to do his business.
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Re: Thai Man Attacked by Snake That Slithered Up Through His Toilet

Mr Attaporn described the struggle he and his wife were forced to put up with the animal which was "yanking very hard".

Was the best toilet yank wank he ever had lol
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So his dinner came back to bite him?
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"He has a really good attitude... even though his own wife and children were in shock. He's been smiling and giving interviews all day from his bed." hospital director Dr. Chutima Pincharoen said.

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I bet that was toothy.
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Small dick. Must have been hard for the snake to get a bite of that wiener
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