Scientists Building Orgasm Machine For Women

knuggy · #1 03-06-2014, 09:08 PM

March 5 2014-
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte)
– Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.
A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.
During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.
Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.
“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”
Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.
However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.
Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.

THELORDABORTION · #2 03-06-2014, 09:12 PM

Holy shit o.O that's weird

Konglomo · #3 03-06-2014, 09:39 PM

Where is the one for males? This would come in handy when I am high on opiates and can't get a nut.

DannyDrama · #4 03-06-2014, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by knuggy

she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”

deanmine · #5 03-06-2014, 11:11 PM

ya, i start on monday.... monday what a drag.. but the work should be full-filling.... just doing the community a service. giving back to the people whom have giving me so very much!!

mrm1109 · #6 03-07-2014, 10:10 AM

Sounds like a good plan to me

But I'm not sure how I feel about being awake while someone is digging around my spinal cord. Being awake for a cesarean was enough for me

K-Blast · #7 03-07-2014, 03:24 PM

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During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.

hmm.. nah, I think I'm good.

**kellyhound** · #8 03-07-2014, 03:36 PM

TwistedSisterr · #9 03-07-2014, 03:59 PM

Ill take 2 please....

jesse · #10 03-07-2014, 04:08 PM

Wow. I had no idea so many woman have such difficulty achieving orgasms that a machine is being built....

My sincere sympathy! But much better this way.
(Down boy, down!)

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