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07-24-2011, 10:32 PM
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S.African 'corpse' Wakes Up, Scares Off Morgue Staff
CAPE TOWN — A 50-year-old South African man thought to be dead woke up in a chilly morgue on Sunday and shouted to be let out, scaring off two attendants who thought he was a ghost, local media reported. "His family thought he had died," health spokesman Sizwe Kupelo told the Sapa news agency. "The family called a private undertaker who took what they thought was a dead body to the morgue, but the man woke up inside the morgue on Sunday at 5:00 pm and screamed, demanding to be taken out of the cold place." This caused two mortuary attendants on duty to flee the building in the small town of Libode in the rural Eastern Cape as they thought it was a ghost. After calling for help and returning to find the man alive, an ambulance was sent to fetch the man who had "been exposed to extreme cold for nearly 24 hours" said Kupelo. He said the public should not assume that a sick person had died and contact a mortuary, the report said. "Doctors, emergency workers and the police are the only people who have a right to examine the patients and determine if they are dead or not." Bodies lie in a morgue of a hospital. A 50-year-old South African man thought to be dead woke up in a chilly morgue and shouted to be let out, scaring off two attendants who thought he was a ghost, local media reported  · |
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07-24-2011, 10:42 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:278 roneluv Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,761 4,761Posts 3,279Thanked 674Quoted 5Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: S.African 'corpse' Wakes Up, Scares Off Morgue Staff
could have been cremated alive....muhahha, that would suck to wake up to that...instead he got lucky and was a little cold
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07-25-2011, 02:47 PM
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Re: S.African 'corpse' Wakes Up, Scares Off Morgue Staff
I would love to pretend to be dead, then scare the crap out of whoever was in the morgue. Whacky fun!!  |
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07-25-2011, 03:34 PM
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Re: S.African 'corpse' Wakes Up, Scares Off Morgue Staff
"Now Jamal, we will let you out of there. But once you are out you must promise not to eat our brains."
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07-26-2011, 01:45 AM
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Re: S.African 'corpse' Wakes Up, Scares Off Morgue Staff
oh shit that man was lucky. but really this happen somethime, i have a friend who is doing murtuary science, he did an internship and describe to me about a corpse that jumped up seating up and fell back down. Is something to do with electric current. They also fart and gurp alot, is to do with the gas in the belly. |
