The Real Story of the Paranormal Activity Movies

[RedneckR0nin]

Originally Posted by Blewvane

Sometimes when a person kills a loved one during a short holiday from sanity they find blaming the devil is just easier than accepting the simple fact that they are a phsychotic motherfucker.

You bet....this is hilarious this thread...just even the title.
The REAL story of paranormal activity??...ok..I will tell you. Some writers wrote a screenplay....they shot the movie with a shitty handicam and it was successful..they repeated.....and again if I am not mistaken....THE END

[02gt89]

I've somewhat moved of topic of the main reason behind this thread after finding most of that out , into the real world of paranormal activity not the movie.

[Blewvane]

Originally Posted by RedneckR0nin

You bet....this is hilarious this thread...just even the title.
The REAL story of paranormal activity??...ok..I will tell you. Some writers wrote a screenplay....they shot the movie with a shitty handicam and it was successful..they repeated.....and again if I am not mistaken....THE END

I heard it was based on actual events, after watching the movie i laughed. I rekon the truth behind the 'actual events' is that the husband liked to eat farty foods all the time and his missus got jack of it, was so deprived of fresh air that she went batshit insane. The End

[02gt89]

Originally Posted by Blewvane

I heard it was based on actual events, after watching the movie i laughed. I rekon the truth behind the 'actual events' is that the husband liked to eat farty foods all the time and his missus got jack of it, was so deprived of fresh air that she went batshit insane. The End

Lol that's actually a pretty viable theory.

[RedneckR0nin]

Originally Posted by 02gt89

I've somewhat moved of topic of the main reason behind this thread after finding most of that out , into the real world of paranormal activity not the movie.

I'll tell you right now. The only people that will say this shit is real is people that make money off it. Or people that claim they have witnessed it. Now the brain works in a way that project what your thinking about into your conscious thoughts and senses. It's a powerful thing and you'll believe you DID see whatever. That doesn't make it fucking so.
The real world of paranormal activity is a bunch of investigators with no fucking real viable credentials making money off people that are easily manipulated or fooled. I watched that tv show with that kid that claims to have been in the sprit world or whatever his whole life now he investigates shit for a tv show. Three or four times I have watched it same thing.

Tv- there is that noise again hear that?
Me-no
Tv- holy shit there it is again
Me-ummm no
Tv-did you see that with my infrared handheld moving like it was having a seizure
Me-see what..this show sucks
Tv- yet another place proven to have a connection with "the other side"
Me- Jesus Christ some people will believe or watch anything. I'm going out to play golf

That is every fucking show. I have yet to see any and I mean any conclusive proof of spirits, ghosts, paranormal shit in the slightest. I've seen some video where shit isn't explainable but that don't make it little Johnny in the spirit world back cause he's pissed at the world for letting him die at age 8. I find it completely arrogant of us to believe that if something did exist after life here that the dead would even bother with us. I know if I was a spirit I would go traveling the universe. Not hang around someone's house with there family who all together has a iq of 40. Just to throw peanut butter and soup cans across the room because I'm mad I never got castle gray skull when I was 6. Retarded shit man. Cause go figure anyone that doesn't believe in this shit never sees a fucking thing they can SWEAR was a ghost. Yeah I seen what I thought was grass being stepped on coming toward me when I was 18 and at this creepy house. I was also on LSD at time. Coincidence?

[02gt89]

Wow that is a good viable point. Your opinion is appreciated on the matter thanks for taking the time to type that up. You have made a valid point I was just hoping to find something new to entertaining my nights with while I'm
Off work.

[ernyzaz]

its easily explainable, sorry. But still i love this stuff, still very interesting

[bigmikeymike]

Hey Blewvane, do you think he'd be willing to buy my invisible pet t-rex lol

No but for real, I respect that people believe in this BUT as much as I have tried (inviting the dead inside my home, using a Ouija board etc) I have yet to have a paranormal experience that isn't easily debunked by natural phenomenon.

For example, one night whilst "summoning" spirits my neighbor said "Hey, do you feel that, it just got fucken cold and windy a little bit". I looked at him and said "No shit, it's night time out at the beginning of winter".

Then he proceeded to tell me that they wouldn't show up if I didn't believe. Sounds like a copout.

[bigmikeymike]

Originally Posted by RedneckR0nin

I know if I was a spirit I would go traveling the universe.

Ex-fuckin-actly! Couldn't have said it better RnR.

[RedneckR0nin]

Originally Posted by 02gt89

Wow that is a good viable point. Your opinion is appreciated on the matter thanks for taking the time to type that up. You have made a valid point I was just hoping to find something new to entertaining my nights with while I'm
Off work.

Don't get mad. I'm a long winded opinionated asshole. Pay me no mind.