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Foxnews – A morbidly obese Ohio man was in the hospital Tuesday after police found him fused to a chair he had not moved from in two years and were forced to cut a hole in the wall of his house just to get him out, WTRF-TV reported. The unnamed man lived with two able-bodied roommates — including his girlfriend, who officials said fed him since he never got up — in a home in Bellaire, Ohio. The roommates called police upon finding the man unresponsive on Sunday. Officers who responded to the scene said that the man’s skin was fused to the fabric of chair and that he was sitting in his own feces and urine with maggots visible. One officer said it was the worst thing he had ever responded to. Another told the local TV station he had to throw away his uniform after helping remove the man from the chair.



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Damn thats FUCKED UP!!!!!!

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Re: Police Cut A Hole In Side Of House To Remove Fat Guy Who's Fused To His Chair

maybe there is a world record to break for couch sitting?

how could the landlord not notice the smell upon entering the place?

yeh people can get fat but when it gets to the point where they cannot or will not get their ass outa bed or off the couch, it's time for someone to stick fatsos nose where s/he goes, whack him/her with a newspaper and say "bad dog! no treats for you!" and only feed them friuts and veggies. house break the fucker before s/he breaks the house!

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wow....

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Re: Police Cut A Hole In Side Of House To Remove Fat Guy Who's Fused To His Chair

What's with the fat reporter lady? I thought they always choose some attractive young thing for that.

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maybe there is a world record to break for couch sitting?

how could the landlord not notice the smell upon entering the place?

yeh people can get fat but when it gets to the point where they cannot or will not get their ass outa bed or off the couch, it's time for someone to stick fatsos nose where s/he goes, whack him/her with a newspaper and say "bad dog! no treats for you!" and only feed them friuts and veggies. house break the fucker before s/he breaks the house!
Omg! Rarely do I laugh out loud, but that is a funny statement right there! The visual is great!

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No pics...?

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Re: Police Cut A Hole In Side Of House To Remove Fat Guy Who's Fused To His Chair

Only in America

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