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Plants Shaped Like Cocks Outside Hotel

Proudly standing to attention, these phallic-shaped plants have been causing smirks and giggles.

The unfortunate topiary was installed in front of the site of a new Premier Inn being constructed in Woking, Surrey.

A reader of the Get Surrey website took the photos of the tall plants next to two ball shapes and said: "It has us all in stitches..."

However, the hilarious horticulture has since been chopped - with the balls removed by a workman.

A hotel chain spokesperson said: "It turns out the plants were actually not part of Premier Inn at all but were owned by the developers, so [they] were not our responsibility and they have now moved them.

"We cannot comment on this as they were not ours."

The new hotel is due to open on October 14.
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Re: Plants Shaped Like Cocks Outside Hotel

However, the hilarious horticulture has since been chopped - with the balls removed by a workman.
that cracked me up.
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How can people be so blind?
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Re: Plants Shaped Like Cocks Outside Hotel

ha ha ha! I live 5 minutes from there!


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