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Old 11-15-2011, 04:50 PM
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Re: Pet Hippo Humphrey Mauls His Owner To Death

I can't stop laughing

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Old 11-16-2011, 12:57 AM
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Re: Pet Hippo Humphrey Mauls His Owner To Death

Humphrey'S owner looks like a hippo himself. Maby he got horney while being ridden and had his way with him.

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Old 11-16-2011, 07:11 AM
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I'm sure Humphrey will have already been put down.

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Old 11-16-2011, 01:51 PM
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Re: Pet Hippo Humphrey Mauls His Owner To Death

hell id maul him to death too if his fat ass got on my back and tried riding me around. the hippo just figured it was his turn to get a piggy (well in this case a hippo) back ride and the owner didnt wanna share.

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Old 11-16-2011, 09:52 PM
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What a fucking moron!

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Old 12-29-2011, 06:56 PM
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Old 12-29-2011, 07:08 PM
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Re: Pet Hippo Humphrey Mauls His Owner To Death

i have to wonder how they know it was his hippo? perhaps it was another? did they use a plaster cast of the hippos teeth and compare it to the bite marks? the hippo, which probably is guilty should at least be considered innocent until proven guilty. and i would imagine it will be kille since it is too use to people and may repeat what he (assumingly) has already done.

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A hippo is NOT a pet.

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Old 12-30-2011, 11:07 AM
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A hippo is NOT a pet.
Exactly. Opt for a cuddly hippo toy instead if you still fancy to have one, ffs!

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Old 12-30-2011, 12:19 PM
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Re: Pet Hippo Humphrey Mauls His Owner To Death

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Humphrey'S owner looks like a hippo himself. Maby he got horney while being ridden and had his way with him.
Maybe the owner tried to boink Humphrey?

"No" means "no" in the hippo community, apparently.

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