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● 11-15-2011, 03:50 PM
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I can't stop laughing
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Humphrey'S owner looks like a hippo himself. Maby he got horney while being ridden and had his way with him.
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I'm sure Humphrey will have already been put down.
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hell id maul him to death too if his fat ass got on my back and tried riding me around. the hippo just figured it was his turn to get a piggy (well in this case a hippo) back ride and the owner didnt wanna share.
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What a fucking moron!
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hahaha so hilarious!!!
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i have to wonder how they know it was his hippo? perhaps it was another? did they use a plaster cast of the hippos teeth and compare it to the bite marks? the hippo, which probably is guilty should at least be considered innocent until proven guilty. and i would imagine it will be kille since it is too use to people and may repeat what he (assumingly) has already done.
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A hippo is NOT a pet.
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A hippo is NOT a pet.
Exactly. Opt for a cuddly hippo toy instead if you still fancy to have one, ffs!
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Re: Pet Hippo Humphrey Mauls His Owner To Death
Humphrey'S owner looks like a hippo himself. Maby he got horney while being ridden and had his way with him.
Maybe the owner tried to boink Humphrey?

"No" means "no" in the hippo community, apparently.
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