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● 06-05-2012, 01:09 PM
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Online Shop Sells Salt Made from Human Tears

A London store is flogging a new range of gourmet salts, extracted from human tears. The salts – available in tear-based flavours including Anger, Sorrow, Laughter, Chopping Onions or Sneezing – are being sold at the Hoxton Street Monster Supplies store in east London, part of the Ministry of Stories creative writing centre for children aged eight to 18, whose founders include the author Nick Hornby.

The salt is real, and costs £7 per jar. The tears, as you may have guessed, are fictional. Such is the pitch that foodie culture has reached, however, that the concept is almost plausible.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...r-7804884.html
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Re: Online Shop Sells Salt Made from Human Tears

At first I was like, EeeeeEEEWWWWW!!! Then I read the rest and was like, THANK. GOD.
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Re: Online Shop Sells Salt Made from Human Tears

Glad that it is fake, but even at that i could not eat them, i would always think, what if?
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● 06-06-2012, 06:29 AM
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Re: Online Shop Sells Salt Made from Human Tears

Salt is salt I don't care what they call it.
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Re: Online Shop Sells Salt Made from Human Tears

Haha pure evil.
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freaked me out. but i'm okay now.
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Re: Online Shop Sells Salt Made from Human Tears

I was thinking it was real and that the cost would be $5 a gram (or the equiv) It would take a buncha tears!
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Re: Online Shop Sells Salt Made from Human Tears

i would love salt from baby tears, puppy tears, kitten tears & bunny tears. thank you very much.
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Re: Online Shop Sells Salt Made from Human Tears

I bet the sneezers are a big favorite ;)
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Re: Online Shop Sells Salt Made from Human Tears

Almost Cool ... but alas not REAL.

Keep it Real and ask for the big bucks


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