[knuggy]

A naked man went on a rampage Saturday, biting a chunk out of a man’s stomach after leaping from a roof onto a truck on Palmetto Avenue, according to the St. Augustine Police Department.
After it took several officers to subdue him, 22-year-old Jeremiah Aaron Haughee of North Central Avenue in Flagler Beach was booked into the St. Johns County jail on five counts of battery, according to the arrest report. Three of the batteries were against a police officer, while Haughee was also charged with burglary and criminal mischief before he was released Sunday on $32,000 bail.

Police were called to the scene about 4:30 a.m. to find a naked man being restrained by two men outside their home on Palmetto Avenue, the arrest report said. The men said they were asleep when they heard someone destroying their lawn furniture, then climbing on their roof before leaping onto a truck and denting its hood.
When the men came out of their house to see what was happening, Haughee ran in and tackled them. He urinated on the floor before biting one of them in the stomach as they held him for police, according to the report.
It took five officers with two sets of handcuffs, leg shackles, a spit-prevention hood and Taser strikes to control Haughee, police said. Three officers were kicked, hit or bitten during the arrest. Haughee was taken to Flagler Hospital and anesthetized to calm him down, then jailed.
There is no initial indication if he was on any substance during his rampage, police said.

[kellyhound]

it's a plague and we don't have to guess what he took to become an animal.

[Steve]

Why the fuck are they naked? if I am going on a rampage I am going to have body Armour of some sorts, being naked would make me feel a tad vulnerable.

[DiamondSmiles]

No clue, but, it's a pattern! I wonder if bath salts make you skin itch or raises your blood pressure.

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

it's a plague and we don't have to guess what he took to become an animal.

I like his hair - the longer chunk on the top sticking up and the long strand over his right shoulder ;)

[Sandbwoy]

Yet another naked rampage. Getting pretty common recently aren't they. Pretty soon, we'll all be at it.

[Brometheus]

i feel like getting naked now and going on a rampage...



on BangBros.

aaaarrrrrahhhwwwwwrrrrrrraaaaa!!!!!!!!


jk. im just gonna get naked and eat this ice cream i bought from CVS.

[Azimuth]

see I told y'all. Hid internet must have stopped working.

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by Brometheus ↗

i feel like getting naked now and going on a rampage...



on BangBros.

aaaarrrrrahhhwwwwwrrrrrrraaaaa!!!!!!!!


jk. im just gonna get naked and eat this ice cream i bought from CVS.

Did you walk or drive with some children?

[Brometheus]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

Did you walk or drive with some children?

lol what children?.. i got my ice cream after work. i walked home from there. the rest is legal history.