[nyazzip]

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/...0NY01J20150513

I want to see a video!

North Korea executed its defense chief by putting him in front of an anti-aircraft gun at a firing range, Seoul's National Intelligence Service told lawmakers, which would be the latest in a series of high-level purges since Kim Jong Un took charge.

Hyon Yong Chol, who headed the isolated nuclear-capable country's military, was charged with treason, including disobeying Kim and falling asleep during an event at which North Korea's young leader was present, according to South Korean lawmakers briefed in a closed-door meeting with the spy agency on Wednesday.

His execution was watched by hundreds of people, according to NIS intelligence shared with lawmakers.

Experts on North Korea said there was no sign of instability in Pyongyang, but there could be if purges continued.

Kim had previously ordered the execution of 15 senior officials this year as punishment for challenging his authority, according to the NIS. In all, some 70 officials have been executed since Kim took over after his father's death in 2011, Yonhap news agency cited the NIS as saying.

[niknik]

I have a feeling someone will shoot this bastard eventually.

[Steve]

I have read all sorts of stories that say people have been killed by dogs or lions yet I have yet to see proof.

[Mr Poo]

Wish they had the video.

Too bad they don't have video recording technology in N.Korea yet..

[OhJstFkOffAlrdy]

Gpddammit, this guy beat me to it. Now I have to fall back on my second-most favorite death: killed by a runaway semi truck driven by The Incredible Hulk.

[spycosis]

Originally Posted by Metal Mike ↗

Gpddammit, this guy beat me to it. Now I have to fall back on my second-most favorite death: killed by a runaway semi truck driven by The Incredible Hulk.

If the hulk is driving it, how is it a runaway truck?

[OhJstFkOffAlrdy]

Originally Posted by spycosis ↗

If the hulk is driving it, how is it a runaway truck?

Because for the Hulk to actually become the Hulk, he has to reach a level of rage which lies far beyond a simple disregard for the rules of the road.

[DEWBZ]

Yeah but the hulk would NOT have the patience to drive once he became green

[OhJstFkOffAlrdy]

Originally Posted by Gaydolf Shitler ↗

Yeah but the hulk would NOT have the patience to drive once he became green

Duuuuuuh!

Clearly he became green while he was at the wheel of the truck, and I would've been run over in between his turning green and his realizing that he doesn't want to be in the truck anymore.

Y'all can try to punch holes in my logic all y'all want, but I've gone over the scenario in my head a million times and it simply can't go any.other.way.

[Watertorque]

Originally Posted by Metal Mike ↗

Clearly

Please don't use that word here forthcoming!