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Old 07-19-2013, 07:43 PM
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Mother Resorts to Craigslist Ad in Quest to Deflower Harvard-bound Son

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"You're a man now, so I posted an ad on Craigslist in hopes that someone would be incited to claim your v-card," is something no mother should say, ever. A Craigslist post, apparently written by a concerned Philadelphia mother, is seeking one young woman (19 or younger, please) to help her Harvard-bound son go from "high school nerd" to "cool college kid" by way of having lots and lots of sex with him. Repeatedly. In multiple positions. Lots of it. It won't be too bad. After all, he's a varsity athlete with "almost zero body fat." Only, CATCH, you have to eventually break up with him. He couldn't be dating a sugar baby at Harvard, now could he? You can read the full post below.
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This is going to sound strange but my son is a senior in High School and I want to help him. He's 18 and will go away to Harvard in the fall. He's extremely smart but socially awkward, has never had a girl friend and I'm sure he's a virgin. I want to find a cute young girl to date him and turn him from high school nerd to cool college kid. He's very handsome and extremely fit, he's on the varsity cross country team so I'd say there's almost zero body fat on him. You need to be 19 or under as 20+ would probably freak him out. lol

Here's my plan. I'll buy 4 tickets to some great concert coming up and give two to my son and 2 to you. He will know nothing about the other 2 tickets. He'll go to the show with one of his buddies (no way he'll take a girl, he's to shy to ask them out) and you and your friend will be in the seats next to them. Now you spring into action, you start talking to him during the concert and eventually pick him up. Ask him to take you somewhere after and ditch your friends. Then you seduce him and take his virginity. Keep dating him (and showing him different sex positions) til he goes to college and then let him go gently so he'll have the confidence to date other girls once he's there.

In return I'll make your financial issues disappear. ;) Please put your favorite type of car in the subject, to show that you're real. Thanks!

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Old 07-19-2013, 07:46 PM
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Re: Mother Resorts to Craigslist Ad in Quest to Deflower Harvard-bound Son

She has control issues ...stupid bitch

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Re: Mother Resorts to Craigslist Ad in Quest to Deflower Harvard-bound Son

Damn. Is she assuming he won't develop feelings for his first, and not possibly be devastated when she dumps him?

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Re: Mother Resorts to Craigslist Ad in Quest to Deflower Harvard-bound Son

Handsome, fit, likes running around with other fit guys...

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Re: Mother Resorts to Craigslist Ad in Quest to Deflower Harvard-bound Son

Seems decidedly creepy to me. Also, I can't help but think that it isn't someones mother who wrote this ad, but a couple of desperate men looking for a couple of sexually "liberated" girls to have their way with.

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Re: Mother Resorts to Craigslist Ad in Quest to Deflower Harvard-bound Son

what if he's gay ? almost seems mom wants to take his virginity herself as the way she describes him and talking about diff sex positions.

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Re: Mother Resorts to Craigslist Ad in Quest to Deflower Harvard-bound Son

mmmmm.....can men apply? cause... i could use some cash

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Re: Mother Resorts to Craigslist Ad in Quest to Deflower Harvard-bound Son

I live here. What's his address?

And a photo, please

I only sit on the front row for events though! Seriously.

craigslist has too many psychos for me!

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Re: Mother Resorts to Craigslist Ad in Quest to Deflower Harvard-bound Son

I'm not buying that the author is some guys mom. There's a pedophile behind that. -_-

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