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04-18-2012, 09:53 AM
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Mohammad Ashan: Dumbest Terrorist Ever?
Mohammad Ashan When Taliban official Mohammad Ashan saw there was a $100 reward on himself, he turned himself in hoping for the money. Instead, he was arrested. If Osama bin Laden is remembered as the most dangerous terrorist ever, then Mohammad Ashan may be remembered as the dumbest. Ashan, a mid-level Taliban commander in east Afghanistan, walked up to a police checkpoint last week, pointed to the wanted poster featuring his face, and asked for the $100 finder's fee noted on the poster, aaccording to Newser. Ashan is suspected of plotting attacks on Afghan security forces, so the fact that he turned himself in shocked Specialist Matthew Baker. "We asked him, 'Is this you?'" Baker told the Washington Post. "Mohammad Ashan answered with an incredible amount of enthusiasm, 'Yes, yes, that’s me! Can I get my award now?'" It didn't work out as he expected: Instead of receiving the money, New York magazine reports that the soldiers arrested him instead. Even worse, they are making him the butt of jokes, such as the official who called Ashan "the Taliban equivalent of the 'Home Alone' burglars,” while another simply told the Washington Post, "Clearly, this man is an imbecile." Since it seemed improbable that a man could be as stupid as Ashan, officials took a biometric scan and were amazed to discover the man in custody was actually the alleged terrorist himself, Newser reported. |
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04-18-2012, 08:40 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:3413 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 104 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 17 Post(s)
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Re: Mohammad Ashan: Dumbest Terrorist Ever?
to be honest, they should still give him the money, that has to be the best lead u can get for a wanted man - not that he can expect to do much with the money, but fair is fair
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04-19-2012, 02:23 AM
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Re: Mohammad Ashan: Dumbest Terrorist Ever?
If terrorist's will blow themselves up in the name of Allah then it's not surprising their IQ is on par with this fucking nuggets brain power.
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04-19-2012, 10:17 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:333 Male Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,852 Mentioned: 13 Post(s) Quoted: 750 Post(s)
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Re: Mohammad Ashan: Dumbest Terrorist Ever?
The only difference is this dickhead didn't have a vest full of nails and allah snackbars.
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