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05-02-2013, 03:11 PM
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Meth Head Arrested for Carpet Munching
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A man is charged after police said he was eating lint out of the carpet at Burlington Coat Factory. According to the arrest report, 50-year-old Jeffrey Wagner was alone in the shoe section eating pieces of lint out of the carpet. Officers reported that Wagner had dilated eyes, slurred speech and was unsteady on his feet. Police said Wagner admitted to smoking crystal meth and had drugs in his possession. According to the report, Wagner had Lorotabs, a bag of crystal meth, one bag of unknown pills and one bag of an unknown white powder. He is charged with possession of a controlled substance and public intoxication.  · |
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05-02-2013, 06:35 PM
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Re: Meth Head Arrested for Carpet Munching
lmfao.. the title and the first line.. fucking priceless. did not expect that!
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05-03-2013, 02:42 PM
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Re: Meth Head Arrested for Carpet Munching
Me either  I thought of a, "South Park," episode. |
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05-04-2013, 01:11 PM
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Re: Meth Head Arrested for Carpet Munching
ha.. I remember that one.. when Cartman wanted to be a lesbian? funniest thing seeing him lick the carpet. |
