Originally Posted by Worsen
A Massachusetts woman was busted for allegedly turning a store parking lot into her own personal potty — pooping there a staggering eight times in roughly a month.
Dubbed the “Parking Lot Pooper,” Andrea Grocer, 51, of Ashland was allegedly caught dropping trou near the Natick Outdoor Store on Wednesday morning, according to metrowestdailynews.com.
Police said they had been investigating since the fecal matter began showing up last month.
“At first, [workers] thought it was an animal but then they noticed toilet paper and other wipes — items animals would not have access to,” said police spokeswoman Lt. Cara Rossi, who said the first feces was found in early December. https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/massac...t-eight-times/
She's Mr Bulldops. Just trying to get schwifty in here.