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Man Would Like to ID the Jogger Who Keeps Pooping by His House

Man says his security camera caught the runner in action

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. —A Nob Hill man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home while she was on a morning jog.

At first the man, who did not want to be identified, thought the person in question may have been homeless, and that it was a one-time occurrence.

But he said it's happened at least four times, the most recent being this past weekend.

The first time was Easter Sunday. The woman jogged near his home, made a turn, heading toward an alley nearby and did her business, the man said.

"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said.

The man said the woman always strikes on weekend mornings, and he's captured the event on a security camera.

He's hoping KOAT's story about the unusual visitor gets her attention and forces her to stop.

"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" he said, adding that he has not called police, fearing they won't take the complaint seriously.
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07-19-2013, 07:40 PM
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Re: Man Would Like to ID the Jogger Who Keeps Pooping by His House

wtf, classy, lady..
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Re: Man Would Like to ID the Jogger Who Keeps Pooping by His House

I bet some people would pay good money to have a neighbor like this.
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Re: Man Would Like to ID the Jogger Who Keeps Pooping by His House

Guard dog?
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Re: Man Would Like to ID the Jogger Who Keeps Pooping by His House

Bad Human!
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Re: Man Would Like to ID the Jogger Who Keeps Pooping by His House

"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said.


Ha ha ha!
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Re: Man Would Like to ID the Jogger Who Keeps Pooping by His House

"Mystery Jogger gets the runs, keeps running!"
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Re: Man Would Like to ID the Jogger Who Keeps Pooping by His House

"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said.


Ha ha ha!
Beat me to it!!
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Re: Man Would Like to ID the Jogger Who Keeps Pooping by His House

Ewwww!

He should make a Complaint!

She should wipe!

He should put another camera on the dash, if that is his vehicle.

I like the name Melissa Colorado :)
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