[Faline]

A man has been spared jail after having sex in public... with a SOFA.

Gerard Streator was spotted humping the discarded yellow couch on a street corner in Wisconsin by an off-duty policeman on a late-night jog.

The 47-year-old pleaded guilty to a public lewdness charge on Monday and was handed a five month suspended sentence and placed on probation for a year.

He was also banned from possessing "pornography of any kind" and ordered to pay $243 in court costs.

According to a criminal complaint document, off-duty cop Ryan Edwards, from Waukesha City Police Department, caught Streator in a tryst with the sofa at around 11pm on September 3 last year.

Officer Edwards reported seeing "a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch."

Edwards said he "could see the male's hips thrusting up and down on the couch."

But as he confronted the furniture fornicator, Edwards said Streator jumped off the couch and ran away.

As the suspect fled, the police officer reported that he "could see that the defendant's penis was erect.'"

Edwards "observed that there was no one else on the couch" and believed Streator "had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions."

[kellyhound]

lol looks like murdock from the a team.

[Pigeon]

He was also banned from possessing "pornography of any kind"

In his case, would that include furniture catalogues?

[Kinky_John]

Looks like Dexter

[knuggy]

shallow end of the gene pool ?

[Megamel29]

Why no porn? Did porn make him fornicate with a couch? Why didn't he fornicate with his own couch at his home?

[Rfneimad]

Probably cheating on his love seat.

[spycosis]

Originally Posted by Megamel29 ↗

Why no porn? Did porn make him fornicate with a couch? Why didn't he fornicate with his own couch at his home?

I am also flabbergasted. He needs porn to rehabiliate himself. If anything he should be sent to Japan to suffer their minimalist furniture tastes. They dont even have real sofas, they just print out a foto of a sofa and sit on it. I'd like to see him try and fuck that.

[Viking64]

I think he misunderstood the phrase "occasional piece".

[NaTaS]