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Old 05-09-2012, 10:51 PM
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Re: Man Sues BMW for Giving Him Two-Year Erection‎

Someone should check for a April 1st date somewhere!!!!

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Old 05-10-2012, 05:02 AM
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Re: Man Sues BMW for Giving Him Two-Year Erection‎

This guy is a moron, how can you blame others for your mistake?

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Old 05-10-2012, 06:07 AM
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Re: Man Sues BMW for Giving Him Two-Year Erection‎

i would think that it would have to be proven that BMW made those seats to intentionally cause men to get long term erections. a seat is a seat and how your ass fits into it is not the company's fault. and how your penis reacts to it is not the company's fault. the only fault i know of would be the san andreas fault and that has nothing to do with BMW motorcycles or erections lasting two years. (but it will shake your booty every now and then.)

everybody wants to sue
easy money, yes its true

sick of your job? sick of your boss?
you can quit today without any loss

be unique, use your imagination
think up a problem or use a present complication

next find a big company with money up the ass
get a good lawyer and you'll get rich fast

let the company know where you intend to lay the blame
see if you can settle out of court after all its just a game

a game you play with heated desire
and if you win, you can easily retire

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