Man Sentenced to 30 Days for Catching Rain Water on Own Property Enters Jail

ColbiasVolk · #11 08-12-2012, 06:17 AM

If you hate america....you're just jealous because they can take over the world.

InbredMidget · #12 08-12-2012, 06:21 AM

No we hate America because of fuckwits like you.

Sharon · #13 08-12-2012, 08:54 AM

Well that is the most pathetic bullshit I have ever heard, poor man. Hey US Government, come and see my 'illegal resevoir' where I house water beetles :p Big Butte River, even that's arse!

Faline · #14 08-12-2012, 09:20 AM

That's just plain stupid

Faline · #15 08-12-2012, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ColbiasVolk

If you hate america....you're just jealous because they can take over the world.

TwistedPrincess · #16 08-12-2012, 01:17 PM

property deeds usually (always?) include mineral rights down to a certain depth. will the future property deeds include/disclude rain water rights?

its nice to know that they are throwing rain water "thieves" in jail while there are murderers, arsonists, rapists, pedos and the like who have been released and walk amongst us. if this trend continues, we will find ourselves safer in jail than out.

"what are you in for?"

"broccolli in the yard, you?"

in response, the new jail bird breaks out in song...
"I wanna know, have you ever stole the rain?
I wanna know, have you ever stole the rain
Comin' down on a sunny day?"

happy · #17 08-12-2012, 01:47 PM

I stole some sunshine, but i use sunscreen so they will never know.

FredFlintstone · #18 08-12-2012, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by peema

Hmm... let me think.... How about burning alive in Africa? Or spending the rest of his life diverting melting snow in Soviet Russian Siberia? Both options include expedited execution without appeal rights.

Idiot alert...

1. You do know that ''Africa'' is a continent, right?

2. What makes you think that people can't be happy living in Siberia just because of the weather conditions?

I'd take a bet you've never travelled in your life...and walking down to your local shop doesn't count

ices · #19 08-12-2012, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ColbiasVolk

If you hate america....you're just jealous because they can take over the world.

Take over the world?

Iraq, Afghanistan and soon to be Iran say otherwise.

Russia and China also say hi.

"ahhh silly roundeye making threats, WE SELL HIM POOR ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!" /chinaman

Stimm · #20 08-13-2012, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ColbiasVolk

If you hate america....you're just jealous because they can take over the world.

In the same sense we hate Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black because of their talents. Right?

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