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03-26-2012, 01:35 PM
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Re: Man Says He’s Been to Heaven Four Times
Dont forget kids, gods day is 891 years long. Next time your prayers aren't answered you should think just how backed up he must be to have created such long days. |
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03-27-2012, 01:10 PM
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Re: Man Says He’s Been to Heaven Four Times
Ever played Sim cities, Command & conquer etc? I have. Lets just say certain parts of the world are safer knowing the likes of me aint God-like.  |
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03-29-2012, 07:19 AM
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Re: Man Says He’s Been to Heaven Four Times
That was interesting but no big deal as I have been to heaven before. I had a busted hand so the hospital gave me Percocets. I was on Clearwater Beach in Florida. The white powdery sand beach and sun beating down on me while the palm tree fronds listed to and fro from the slight breeze. I took a Percocet, had a bikini clad server from the hotel bring me a Rum Runner, slammed a beer while gazing out to the crystal clear waters of the Gulf while a topless girl in a thong set her towel down 20 feet from me. Now if that isn't Heaven I don't know what is! |
