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Man High on Synthetic Drug Calls Himself 'Thor' & 'God' and Has Sex With Tree

April 16, 2015

By Caroline Hroncich

(WTXF-TV FOX 29 Philadelphia) Melbourne, FL- A man from Melbourne Florida was arrested Friday after having sex with a tree, according to police.

Kenneth Crowder, 41, was allegedly high on flakka, a synthetic drug, when witnesses saw him running naked through the Brevard County neighborhood, and engaging in a sex acts with a tree.

When authorities approached Crowder, he declared himself to be God and tried to attack the officer. The officer used a Taser in an attempt to subdue the enraged man, but Crowder ripped the probes from his body.

Crowder also attempted to punch the officer, and stab him with his own badge, according to the Huffington Post.

Mid altercation, Crowder referred to himself as ‘Thor.'

Crowder is being charged with two counts of resisting an officer with violence, battery, assault, and aggravated assault.

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Re: Man High on Synthetic Drug Calls Himself 'Thor' & 'God' and Has Sex With Tr

Florida. Why am I not supprised?

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Florida. Why am I not supprised?

Melbourne has a lot of over 55 communities there and is nice and quiet, according to a friend.

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Crowder also attempted to punch the officer, and stab him with his own badge,
Might as well stab a guy with a safety pin for all the good that would do

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Might as well stab a guy with a safety pin for all the good that would do
Maybe he was angry the tree put up a fight.

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i read : high on Flaka lol

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Melbourne has a lot of over 55 communities there and is nice and quiet, according to a friend.
Isn't Melbourne where they shot most of Body of Evidence with Dayle Hinman due to all the murders that had happened there over the years?

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i read : high on Flaka lol
Same here

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Melbourne has a lot of over 55 communities there and is nice and quiet, according to a friend.
I'm sure it is, after they turn off their hearing aides

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Re: Man High on Synthetic Drug Calls Himself 'Thor' & 'God' and Has Sex With Tr

Maybe if he'd take a shower once in awhile , he could get some snapper instead of humping stumps . ..

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