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04-17-2015, 12:08 AM
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 ★The Queen★ Poster Rank:67 Female Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 23,498
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Man High on Synthetic Drug Calls Himself 'Thor' & 'God' and Has Sex With Tree
April 16, 2015 By Caroline Hroncich (WTXF-TV FOX 29 Philadelphia) Melbourne, FL- A man from Melbourne Florida was arrested Friday after having sex with a tree, according to police. Kenneth Crowder, 41, was allegedly high on flakka, a synthetic drug, when witnesses saw him running naked through the Brevard County neighborhood, and engaging in a sex acts with a tree. When authorities approached Crowder, he declared himself to be God and tried to attack the officer. The officer used a Taser in an attempt to subdue the enraged man, but Crowder ripped the probes from his body. Crowder also attempted to punch the officer, and stab him with his own badge, according to the Huffington Post. Mid altercation, Crowder referred to himself as ‘Thor.' Crowder is being charged with two counts of resisting an officer with violence, battery, assault, and aggravated assault.  · |
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04-17-2015, 12:10 AM
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Re: Man High on Synthetic Drug Calls Himself 'Thor' & 'God' and Has Sex With Tree
Florida. Why am I not supprised?
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04-17-2015, 02:35 AM
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Re: Man High on Synthetic Drug Calls Himself 'Thor' & 'God' and Has Sex With Tree
Melbourne has a lot of over 55 communities there and is nice and quiet, according to a friend. |
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04-17-2015, 03:04 AM
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Re: Man High on Synthetic Drug Calls Himself 'Thor' & 'God' and Has Sex With Tree
Might as well stab a guy with a safety pin for all the good that would do  |
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04-17-2015, 04:15 AM
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Re: Man High on Synthetic Drug Calls Himself 'Thor' & 'God' and Has Sex With Tree
i read : high on Flaka lol
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04-17-2015, 05:17 AM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:30 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,742
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Re: Man High on Synthetic Drug Calls Himself 'Thor' & 'God' and Has Sex With Tree
Isn't Melbourne where they shot most of Body of Evidence with Dayle Hinman due to all the murders that had happened there over the years?
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04-17-2015, 09:14 AM
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Re: Man High on Synthetic Drug Calls Himself 'Thor' & 'God' and Has Sex With Tree
Same here |
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04-17-2015, 09:20 AM
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Re: Man High on Synthetic Drug Calls Himself 'Thor' & 'God' and Has Sex With Tree
I'm sure it is, after they turn off their hearing aides  |
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04-17-2015, 10:36 AM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:257 I pee standing up Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 5,453 Mentioned: 28 Post(s) Quoted: 2317 Post(s)
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Re: Man High on Synthetic Drug Calls Himself 'Thor' & 'God' and Has Sex With Tree
Maybe if he'd take a shower once in awhile , he could get some snapper instead of humping stumps . ..   |
