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Man High On LSD Claims To Be Jack Bauer, Commits Bizarre Burglary: Police

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David Stolte allegedly took LSD and told cops he was Jack Bauer after breaking into a residence. Jack Bauer is known for breaking in to high-security areas, but he usually doesn't get caught stealing frozen crab from a residential apartment.

A Seattle man was allegedly on LSD and believed he was Jack Bauer -- a secret agent on the show "24" -- when police say he burglarized a couple's home, KIRO 7 reported.

David Stolte, 30, allegedly broke into the apartment on Feb. 9. But instead of taking anything valuable, or stealing important documents that tell government secrets (like Bauer might do), Stolte just made a bizarre mess, according to police.

The owner of the apartment, Derek Doerschel, told KIRO 7 that he found cat litter in his sink, food thrown about the kitchen, window screens removed, a frozen pie in the oven, and a frozen crab placed on top of a bicycle kept inside a closet.

"The crab from the freezer was just sitting right here on the blanket on the bike," Doerschel said.

Doerschel said he found his clothes in a bathtub, and his credit cards stuffed inside a chocolate muffin, according to The Daily Mail.

The burglarized victim immediately called police, then said he spotted Stolte in an alley beside the apartment. When Doerschel confronted the man, he said Stolte threw the victim's own peep hole at him. Police arrested the man a short time later.

Officers said Stolte implied that he had taken LSD.

Court documents obtained by KIRO 7 show the suspect had been contacted by police several times over the past few years for incidents including running around naked, climbing on rooftops naked, smashing a bus window, and lying in the middle of the road attempting to be run over.

Stolte's mother, Ria Quinton, said her son is on medication for type one bipolar disorder.

"It's progressively getting worse," Quinton said.

She said her son is on a waiting list to see a therapist.

"I know he would never hurt anyone else," Quinton said. "He is capable of damaging property."

Stolte has been charged with residential burglary.

http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/burg...muffin-/ndQTk/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_4804221.html
On a serious note, looks like the man is clearly ill and needs some help.

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Re: Man High On LSD Claims To Be Jack Bauer, Commits Bizarre Burglary: Police

He really should have had someone there while he tripped...

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Re: Man High On LSD Claims To Be Jack Bauer, Commits Bizarre Burglary: Police

wonder if he recalled anything.

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fuck... that sucks!

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what a trip

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Funny and sad at the same time

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Re: Man High On LSD Claims To Be Jack Bauer, Commits Bizarre Burglary: Police

Oh, he is NO Jack Bauer!
Jack is the MAN!!

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On a waiting list to see a therapist
Yep and stay of the acid.

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Re: Man High On LSD Claims To Be Jack Bauer, Commits Bizarre Burglary: Police

Yep,
I've seen/been involved in some crazy shit thanks to LSD.. (And many other psychedelics )
Only thing to outshine Acid is Bath Salts... Never done Bath Salts.. And hopefully never will..
(Or any other abuse-able drugs for that matter.. But that is one high I do occasionally miss.. Daytripping on acid or shrooms..)


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Re: Man High On LSD Claims To Be Jack Bauer, Commits Bizarre Burglary: Police



Bet he woke up in the cell and thought 'ah fuck... now what?'. I wouldn't press charges simply because he didn't actually steal anything, the credit cards in the cake was a nice touch.

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