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04-03-2015, 01:44 AM
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"A 34-year-old Blaine man has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge accusing him of ejaculating on a co-worker’s desk and in her coffee.

According to the criminal complaint, an employee at Beisswenger’s hardware store in New Brighton called police on Aug. 26, 2014, saying she thought Lind, her co-worker, was leaving bodily fluids on her desk.

She told police that she had found Lind standing at her desk with his back turned toward her. Lind allegedly had both of his hands in front of him near his genitals."



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Re: Man Ejaculates into Co-workers' Coffee

omg. I would never eat or drink again.

ps and when I finaly died I guess they's get him for murder?

wtf, sirry, drughs.
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04-03-2015, 02:04 AM
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Re: Man Ejaculates into Co-workers' Coffee

Just giving her a protein shake...

Apparently it's good for her anyway so what the fuck is her problem?
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04-03-2015, 02:32 AM
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Re: Man Ejaculates into Co-workers' Coffee

Mr. Corpse, I think that fat bastard should drink his own "protein shake".
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04-03-2015, 02:33 AM
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Re: Man Ejaculates into Co-workers' Coffee

Mr. Corpse, I think that fat bastard should drink his own "protein shake".
... and he probably does
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Re: Man Ejaculates into Co-workers' Coffee

yeah for his gains!!
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04-03-2015, 07:59 AM
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Re: Man Ejaculates into Co-workers' Coffee

"Would you like some cream with that?"
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Re: Man Ejaculates into Co-workers' Coffee

He looks the type I bet mr corpse looks like that
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Re: Man Ejaculates into Co-workers' Coffee

His response:

What?

We were out of creamer..
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Re: Man Ejaculates into Co-workers' Coffee

Maybe he just had a crush on you, you selfish bitch!


No but seriously, that's fucking nasty.
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