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12-16-2011, 03:47 AM
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Man Crashes Through a Gas Station While Trying to Run Down His Girlfriend
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12-16-2011, 01:32 PM
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Re: Man Crashes Through a Gas Station While Trying to Run Down His Girlfriend
What a dork, crashing into a bread truck? [Bad Pun #1] How is he supposed to re-starch the engine? [Bad Pun #2] I guess you could say that getting away on an SUV is as easy as slicing bread. [Bad Pun #3] I bet the police were ready to toast his ass. [Bad Pun #4] I'm sure this incident reminded him of his first crash on a girl. [Bad Pun #5] Sucks for the store owner, he may have taken the worst spill of them all. |