[curious observer]

All I can say is thank heavens the plane didnt rapidly depressurize when he waz cummin

[candymosh]

that would be incredibly awkward to look over and see your seat mate with his pecker in his hands.

[docfr8]

what a douche.....

[Faline]

[Soar]

Originally Posted by candymosh2 ↗

A passenger seated in 19D right behind Pearce told police "I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom."

A woman unlucky enough to be seated next to Pearce in 18E told cops he was masturbating and that he, "ejaculated and got some on the seat."

[Blewvane]

So i suppose none of the standard excuses for skinning the lizzard sprung to his mind when caught? "fucking spider on my lap", "hey, just scratching and re-adjusting", or my favourite "what's that hand doing on my cock"??

[candymosh]

[Viking64]

I just masturbate while playing with my flight simulator. I haven't taken the final step yet.

[MotherMel]

This dude is awesomely awesome.

[kellyhound]

A woman unlucky enough to be seated next to Pearce in 18E told cops he was masturbating and that he, "ejaculated and got some on the seat."