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10-27-2011, 05:55 PM
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Re: Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed It Was a Shapeshifting Hooker
“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.” That's usually the excuse I use when I get caught.  |
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10-28-2011, 11:33 PM
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Re: Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed It Was a Shapeshifting Hooker
Went looking for some ass and found a donkey.  Feel bad for the donkey though... |
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10-30-2011, 01:07 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:6 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,591
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Re: Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed It Was a Shapeshifting Hooker
ASSphetamine.  |
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10-30-2011, 05:21 AM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:644 **Corpsegrinding 4 profit** Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,353 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 22 Post(s)
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Re: Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed It Was a Shapeshifting Hooker
I wonder if her performed the 'donkeypunch' sex move? http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=donkeypunch |
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10-30-2011, 04:56 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:3788 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 86 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 3 Post(s)
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Re: Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed It Was a Shapeshifting Hooker
I think it's stupid that people are persecuted for having sex with animals. Unless it was disrespectful sex, of course. But just plain ol' sex? You're really gonna persecute for that? Why not persecute for masturbation, or petting a kitty or a dog. It's just plain retarded. The persecution is no less cognitively misfortuned than the beasty-lover, depending on the animal humper's very unique characteristics. |
