[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/a...g-Sex-with-Dog

BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. -- A man in south Florida has been sentenced for having sex with his roommate's dog.

A Broward County judge sentenced Tomas Bautista to one year and one day in jail.

Investigators charged Bautista, 40, with animal cruelty for allegedly penetrating the Chihuahua mix with his finger. They say he was drunk at the time.

Investigators say an exam revealed the dog had been assaulted.

They say Bautista admitted he penetrated the dog with his finger.

The roommate told police he heard the dog yelp, so he went outside to check on Mimi.

He said Mimi ran back inside, and Bautista was passed out with his pants down.

He also said Mimi is "not happy like she normally is."

Thanks, as always, Kelly, for fixing my links.

[Azimuth]

Oh, he was drunk.

He obviously mistook the dog for his lover, Rosa. You know, there's probably only about 300 pounds difference there.

[güttsfükk]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

Investigators charged Bautista, 40, with animal cruelty for allegedly penetrating the Chihuahua mix with his finger.

dont vets penetrate animals with their fingers all the time

[chris the blade]

Just because she was a bitch doesn't mean he can fuck the bitch