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04-24-2014, 08:46 PM
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Man 'Armed' With Potato in Rhode Island Robbery Attempt
Tuesday, April 22, 2014 AP PROVIDENCE, RI -- Police say a man used a potato to pretend he had a gun while trying to rob a Rhode Island business. WPRI-TV reports that the man entered a convenience store Monday with a potato and shouted, "Give me the money!" A police report says the store manager chased him off with a baseball bat. Police provided a description of the suspect. They say officers later went to a laundromat where an employee told them a man fitting the description came in carrying a potato and yelled, "I need the money!" The TV station reports that the employee gave the man a $20 bill from a decoy cash register, and he left.   |
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04-24-2014, 09:36 PM
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Re: Man 'Armed' With Potato in Rhode Island Robbery Attempt
Well, when the chips are down  |
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04-25-2014, 12:58 AM
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Re: Man 'Armed' With Potato in Rhode Island Robbery Attempt
Drugs?
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04-25-2014, 09:39 PM
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Re: Man 'Armed' With Potato in Rhode Island Robbery Attempt
I would guess. I cannot find a picture of this genius! I have to see if he has been named yet. Damn! |
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04-26-2014, 05:33 PM
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Re: Man 'Armed' With Potato in Rhode Island Robbery Attempt
I wonder if a carrot or cucumber would have worked better, since they more resemble a gun athan a potato would.
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04-26-2014, 06:30 PM
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Re: Man 'Armed' With Potato in Rhode Island Robbery Attempt
You say potato.......He says 44. Magnum Should have called the whole thing off. |
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04-26-2014, 06:55 PM
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Re: Man 'Armed' With Potato in Rhode Island Robbery Attempt
No. Potato.
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