Lover Tries to Smuggle Prisoner Out of Jail in a Suitcase

Illusion · #1 ● 07-05-2011, 04:35 AM

July 05, 2011 5:22PM

A WOMAN was caught trying to sneak her common-law-husband out of a Mexican prison in a suitcase following a conjugal visit.

A spokesman for police in the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo says staff at the prison in Chetumal noticed that the woman seemed nervous and was pulling a black, wheeled suitcase that looked bulky.

Spokesman Gerardo Campos said that prison guards checked the bag of 19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona and found inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerina curled up inside in the fetal position.

Ramirez is serving a 20-year sentence for a 2007 conviction for illegal weapons possession.

Arjona was arrested and charges are pending.

Nite · #2 ● 07-05-2011, 05:42 AM

fuck if she been confident this would have gone down as the one of the great escapes

Faline · #3 ● 07-05-2011, 06:28 AM

DollHead · #4 ● 07-05-2011, 09:16 AM

Fucking great!

shinsgirl · #5 ● 07-05-2011, 01:04 PM

What would have been epic, this woman turned into epic fail.

Great post though.

redelefant · #6 ● 07-06-2011, 02:47 PM

Fucking big ass suitcase.

**kellyhound** · #7 ● 07-06-2011, 04:19 PM

shinsgirl · #8 ● 07-06-2011, 06:28 PM

Yeah been thinking about this and how did the guards not go, "hmm, that seems to be a rather large suitcase you are taking in to see your husband. Perhaps even big enough to fit a person in..." How did she even manage to get that in to see him? Lol. Wow.

Zodiak · #9 ● 07-06-2011, 07:21 PM

Amazing. I guess its not the most incredible way.
He's stikk a dumbass though.
And judging by his picture pose, i think he knows that.

Zodiak · #10 ● 07-06-2011, 07:21 PM

Amazing. I guess its not the most incredible way.
He's stikk a dumbass though.
And judging by his picture pose, i think he knows that.

Lover Tries to Smuggle Prisoner Out of Jail in a Suitcase

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