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● 09-17-2018, 08:54 PM
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"Kentucky Woman, She Shoots Poo at You!"

LIVINGSTON, Ky. - (FOX NEWS) -- Police in Livingston, Kentucky, said a woman intentionally defecated on an officer to avoid being arrested.

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Amanda Peters, 26, was arrested around 2 a.m. on Saturday at her home, online records showed. She had been wanted on an outstanding warrant in neighboring Rockcastle County, according to WLEX-TV.


When the homeowner let officers in, Peters reportedly locked herself in a bathroom. A responding deputy forced himself into the bathroom and arrested the woman "with force."

That's when police allege Peters "intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion and with purposeful direction at this Deputy — causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms and legs of this Deputy."

Online records showed Peters was charged with resisting arrest, third-degree assault of an officer, identity theft of another without consent, giving an officer false identifying information and theft by unlawful taking or disposition of $10,000 or more.
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Re: "Kentucky Woman, She Shoots Poo at You!"

That's a fugly lookin bitch...
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Re: "Kentucky Woman, She Shoots Poo at You!"

Question: "How was your day, dear?"

Answer: "I was shat on by a Meth Head skank ho! Fifth time this week.!"

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Re: "Kentucky Woman, She Shoots Poo at You!"

Tweakers gonna tweak.
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Re: "Kentucky Woman, She Shoots Poo at You!"

So let's get this straight-

This fugly cunt didn't throw shit at him...she aimed her anus at the cop and projectile-shat at him, cannon-style?!?
Yes. With her poop-shoot.

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There's always a loser in a shit fight.... unless, if your a scatophagous, then it's just another fast food meal!
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Some people happily pay for to be shat on. He got a freeby
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How does one train themselves to have this squid like power? At times, I too, have needed to shit on a fool.
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Question: "How was your day, dear?"

Answer: "I was shat on by a Meth Head skank ho! Fifth time this week.!"

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Re: "Kentucky Woman, She Shoots Poo at You!"

Totally trash
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