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● 08-01-2012, 03:44 PM
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Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex

(AP)-AUGUST 1--A pair of frisky Kansans are facing criminal charges after they allegedly swiped some K-Y Jelly from a Walmart and actually began trysting inside the big box retailer, cops report.
The X-rated encounter Sunday evening resulted in the arrest of Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, on theft and lewd and lascivious behavior charges, according to the Hutchinson Police Department.
Witnesses told officers that the couple was openly fondling each other in full view of fellow Walmart shoppers (which resulted in the lewd and lascivious charges). Additionally, the pair was accused of shoplifting the sexual lubricant and other items.

Municipal Court complaints filed against Call and Gianakon accuse them of engaging “in sexual intercourse or sodomy with any person or animal with knowledge or reasonable anticipation that the participants are being viewed by another.”

Call and Gianakon--both of whom appeared sober--were briefly booked into the Reno County jail on the misdemeanor counts.
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex

She looks tasty.

She likes it up the arse too by looks of things. Girlfriend material.
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex

She looks tasty.

She likes it up the arse too by looks of things. Girlfriend material.
Was thinking the exact same thing.
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I would have done it on the Hotwheel aisle.
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Seriously are they Considered Sex Offenders Now
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*sigh* I remember being that young and that horny for each other.

now it's
Him: "I'll be over in the electronics section"
Me: "yeah whatever"
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Did they actually think they would get away with that? In a wallmart of all places!!
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Did they actually think they would get away with that? In a wallmart of all places!!
You can get away with a lot of stuff in Walmart. Drugs, sex, shoplifting.
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Re: Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex

Hutchinson is about 2 hours away from me. Fucking Jayhawks.
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Hutchinson is about 2 hours away from me. Fucking Jayhawks.
The Jayhawks are in Lawrence, not Hutchinson. You know, University of Kansas? Big 12 Conference in the NCAA?

I'm not sure how the fuck you could possibly confuse the two if you actually live two hours away from Hutchinson. Unless you're two hours south, which makes you some sort of ignorant dirt-farming Okie and certainly explains the whole goddam mess of confusion.
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