[gatagato]

Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah ****** was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, ****** described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.

"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said ******, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

****** said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," ****** said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a growth.

By the age of 18, ****** knew he had something special when his manhood reached a whopping 12 inches. His family jewel was hailed as the world's largest on record after an HBO documentary featured him in 1999. The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats, but ****** did show his standout feature to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1675767.html

[LERK]

[Andariel]

[PinkFG2_K20]

Geeebuzz I want to meet this man

[JamesPeach]

He should just wear a shirt that says "Guinness Book of World Records: Biggest Dick"

[Flaka]

13 inches? Gross

[mcpronoun]

Good for him.

[Azimuth]

That is pretty gross. But funny.

[Vera Wang]

YELLOW FUCKING LYCRA?

[kellyhound]

He was trying to smuggle the country's largest and rare trouser snake out of the country.

An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes.

The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity.

The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions.

It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.