The Jews Did 9/11

marpo · #**101** ● 03-30-2012, 11:49 PM

"The Jews did 9/11" is just a phrase used to troll people.

Geemonster · #**102** ● 03-31-2012, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by beeptwatclick ↗

Hello All;

I represent one of the private firms in charge of investigating the horrible events that occurred on September 11, 2001. As part of this investigation, I have found conclusive evidence that 9/11 was planned and funded by Jews. First I will start with a little background history of how the markets looked in 2001. Then I will provide the motive behind the Jewish Terrorist attack of 9/11. Some of you may find this very offensive. I appologize. I mean not to offend, but to spread the TRUTH. I am not a "crazy truther" conspiracy theorist. In fact I went into this investigation asking myself, "Why are we even still investigating this?".

So with that being said, let me begin.

The economy was strong in 2001, America's unemployment rate was at one of the lowest points in years. The stock market was flourishing. However, the Jews found it becoming too expensive for their tastes. They weren't interested in stocks anymore, they were interested in commodities. Why, you ask? Well, King Jew figured out that if he were to crash the market, start a war, while investing in commodities, he could become rich. King Jew met with all the peon Jews in Manhattan, and "Jewy"wood and told him his idea. "We will find about two dozen uneducated Islamic idiots, and tell them Muhammad Ali will give them 40 virgins to fly a plane into key target buildings. The day before we sell all of our stocks and invest in commodities. After these idiots attack the buildings, we'll convince "Monkey Bush" that Al-Queeda did it. That inevitably would start a war, raising the costs of commodities. Not only that, the planes crashing into the WTC would definitely shut down the market for the day, and also lose consumer confidence in airlines as well as the government itself."

King Jew was right of course. (some of these stats are old)

See, it worked. I have much more to offer you on the story of King Jew. More to come.

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