[Blewvane]

............i'd put my dick in it.

[DiamondSmiles]

Some guys will stick their penis in anything. On one of those bizarre medical shows, an Asian guy walks in the ER with a beach towel over his front and back and something hiding underneath. His girlfriend came in first in little shorts and a short top and sat down first.

Two doctors passed out when they saw what the guy had done. He stuck his penis in a hole in one of those green camping stoves because his girlfriend suggested in and said she'd give him oral sex.

To get him out, they had to drain blood out through his pee hole, for lack of a better word, to make it smaller. OUCH!