[gatagato]

Grab an umbrella

It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh God, no. Residents of a neighborhood near the Shanghai Pudong International Airport have complained about mysterious "flying excrement" splattering on cars and hanging laundry, hitting people, and generally just making the mess that flying feces makes.

Some have speculated that overhead planes experiencing septic tank leaks are the cause of the flying excrement.

One expert considered the possibility, explaining that waste on planes is disinfected and stored in a septic tank, and at high altitudes, when the temperature can be as low as -50 degrees Celcius, feces that leak out might stick on the surface of the aircraft, dropping to the ground when the plane descends and the temperatures rise.

Shanghai Pudong International Airport officials said they would investigate the complaints.

Unfortunately, this is not the first poop-related incident to make headlines recently. Just yesterday, a group of grannies got poop thrown at them for dancing and a few months ago, a man caused a scene when he threw poop at a street cleaner.

http://shanghaiist.com/2013/11/04/fl...ng-airport.php
http://english.eastday.com/e/131104/u1a7753026.html

[Kelseecat65]

As my birds would say, "make a poopie!!"

[Oswald2001]

Obviously, it's from aliens.

Who hasn't heard of crap circles?

[Hangman]

Poo falls from the sky in a place called Pudong. Imagine that.

[DEWBZ]

I was in a Walmart parking lot one night and as I was waking out to my car I hear what sounded like dump truck unloading water onto the pavement. I turned to see what it was and all I see is white everywhere like five gallon paint buckets fell off a truck. It was geese taking a shit flying above the clouds loll I was glad to figure it out but for a while I was like "wtf" because I couldn't see anything in the sky

[kellyhound]

holy shit

[Azimuth]

gross

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by gatagato ↗

Grab an umbrella

What do you expect from Pudong?

Oops! You beat me to it!

Originally Posted by Hangman ↗

Poo falls from the sky in a place called Pudong. Imagine that.

Along that same line of thought, my mother's hairdresser was telling us about her crazy neighbors since we have a neighbor from Hell, too.

On a nice day, when people had their windows open, all the neighbors came out to some horrible smell.

They were asking each other what it was and one neighbor from Hell announced, "Dog shit!"

She was burning a trash can full of dog shit

[calisphere]

You know... monkeys throw poop. Are we turning back into monkeys?

[knuggy]

Yeah, that's fucking nasty . I would assume the worst thing about living close to the Airport would be the noise....