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Italian Cow Takes Jump, Gets Stuck on Safety Barrier

The animal was stalking the roads in the Italian mountain village of Montecorvino Rovella-Salerno when it decided to head toward greener pastures.

But, misjudging the height of the railing as it took a leap, the cow's front and hind legs became separated by the safety rail - which is normally supposed to keep cars from crashing down the mountainside.

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Local mechanic and amateur photographer Roberto Marano was driving towards the village when he spotted the bonkers bessie - and took a snap to show his family and friends.

Luckily the resourceful bovine managed to wriggle free without the need for human intervention and carried on grazing in the forest.
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you silly cow
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Re: Italian Cow Takes Jump, Gets Stuck on Safety Barrier

The cow that couldn't moooooooooo-ve.

http://www.curiosone.com/?p=1924
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...e-barrier.html
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Awww poor cow! I am glad to hear the cow freed itself.
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Re: Italian Cow Takes Jump, Gets Stuck on Safety Barrier

cow fail
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Re: Italian Cow Takes Jump, Gets Stuck on Safety Barrier

cows should only jump over moons, and little dogs will laugh...
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Re: Italian Cow Takes Jump, Gets Stuck on Safety Barrier

The cow should worry more about those horny Italians
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The cow should worry more about those horny Italians
Maybe YOU are used to cohabit with people that mate with animals, but in Italy it does NOT work that way. The cow is safe, trust me. And since italians need to find at least some glimmer of cleverness in a partner before mating, I can say that you would be safe for sure as well, regardless your gender.
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Re: Italian Cow Takes Jump, Gets Stuck on Safety Barrier

Just playing bro, no need to get upset
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