Inventors Create Spray That Gets You Drunk Instantly

[Faline]

Scientist David Edwards teamed up with French Designer Philippe Starck to create the WA|HH mouth spray that gets you drunk instantly, but only for a few seconds. And the best part is you won’t have to deal with and splitting headaches when you wake up the following day.
According to its creators, the spray produces an immediate shock, like a sensorial alarm, but only lasts a few seconds. Each puff equals 0.075 milliliters of alcohol, so it would take about 1,000 to equal a real drink. ’We asked ourselves whether we might provide the same agreeable sensation as comes with a sip of alcohol without running the risk of drunkenness,’ Starck said about the spray.

A canister of WA|HH Quantum Sensation contains a total of 2 milligrams of alcohol, yet that is enough to make you feel tipsy a bunch of times without worrying about the consequences. This thing is apparently so harmless you could actually pass a breathalyzer test as soon as the alcohol in your mouth wears off. WA|HH might sound like a pretty silly, useless invention, but it might help alcoholics get their fix without actually pouring gallons of alcohol down their throats. the only drawback to this Quantum Sensation is its price. At $26 for a small spray, I’m pretty sure most people would just opt to get wasted the old fashioned way.

[gatagato]

I want one those
I need one of those, now!!!

No longer bottles to deal with, no more need to go to the bar, no longer asshole faces you must necessarily (and randomly) meet on the way to your beloved drinks

All that you have to do is to to squirt yourself with this product (which is the greatest discovery of the last century in my humble opinion btw) and ... voilà: you're done.
I can't believe Einstein has been wasting time on a costly and highly uncertain program like the studies over the general theory of relativity while peeps had no clue where to dump their empty bottles.

Anyway, i need one of those, now!!!

[MCBR]

Blasphemy ! Getting drunk is a ritual that involves a number of well filled pints of beer or something else. There's nothing glorious or to be proud of when using a shit like that.

I fucking hate futuristic shit.

[MCBR]

Death to scientists.

[MCBR]

Pussies.

[ED@FLORIDA]

New RAPE drug invented ???

[Sharon]

Originally Posted by MCBR

Death to scientists.

To a certain extent

The traditional way is king

[ices]

Sounds like an inhaler for alcoholics.

I bet they prescribe them on the NHS knowing the soft headed asswipes in the UK.

[zykron]

Stupid idea. Less than a few seconds?

Just clean your house with rubbing alcohol.