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Indian Man Claims He’s 179 Years Old

Vârânasî| A retired cobbler from northern India, Mahashta Mûrasi, claims he was born in January 1835, making him not only the oldest man on earth, but the oldest to have ever lived, according to the Guiness World Records.

According to indian officials, the man was born at home in the city of Bangalore on January 6th 1835, and is recorded to have lived in Vârânasî since 1903. He worked as a cobbler in the city until 1957, when he retired at the already venerable age of 122.

“I have been alive so long, that my great grand-children have been dead for years” explains Mr Mûrasi. “Somehow death forgot about me… And now there’s hardly any hope left. Look at the statistics, nobody dies past 150, even less at 170. At that point, I guess I’m immortal or something. I might as well enjoy it!”

The man’s birth certificate and identity cards all seem to confirm his version, but unfortunately no medical examination can confirm his saying for now. The last doctor Mister Mûrasi visited died in 1971, so there is little information available about his previous medical files.

- See more at: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/indi....Du3pORCH.dpuf




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Re: Indian Man Claims He’s 179 Years Old

wow..... just wow. I dont know if i should be skeptical or sad for him
This is something i would LIKE to believe though.

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Re: Indian Man Claims He’s 179 Years Old

What reason would he have to lie? I believe him.

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Re: Indian Man Claims He’s 179 Years Old

Lets measure how low his nuts hang.

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Re: Indian Man Claims He’s 179 Years Old

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Lets measure how low his nuts hang.
Passes tape measure and says you do it......

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Lets measure how low his nuts hang.
Is that just for fun? I can't see that being a way to judge age.

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Re: Indian Man Claims He’s 179 Years Old

I don't believe this for a minute. Sorry but I honestly think he's lying!

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Re: Indian Man Claims He’s 179 Years Old

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Vârânasî| A retired cobbler from northern India, Mahashta Mûrasi, claims he was born in January 1835, making him not only the oldest man on earth, but the oldest to have ever lived, according to the Guiness World Records.
Lolololololololol


According to the Guinness World Records, The greatest fully authenticated age to which any human has ever lived is 122 years 164 days by Jeanne Louise Calment (France). Born on 21 February 1875 to Nicolas (1837 - 1931) and Marguerite (neé Gilles 1838 - 1924), Jeanne died at a nursing home in Arles, southern France on 4 August 1997.

Do you know what's the source of this "news"?
World News Daily Report (by New World Order Media), and those who take their stuff seriously should run for a doctor as fast as a taxi can take them (better not drive nor do any activity that requires alertness).
Yes, the same dudes who published the following stuff:
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  • Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Astonishing New Video Leaked (screenshot)
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  • Chinese porn star Xi Juan Chow retires at age 77
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This is the second hoax that you post in less than 24 hours btw...

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Re: Indian Man Claims He’s 179 Years Old

Has he been carbon dating?

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Re: Indian Man Claims He’s 179 Years Old

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Lolololololololol


According to the Guinness World Records, The greatest fully authenticated age to which any human has ever lived is 122 years 164 days by Jeanne Louise Calment (France). Born on 21 February 1875 to Nicolas (1837 - 1931) and Marguerite (neé Gilles 1838 - 1924), Jeanne died at a nursing home in Arles, southern France on 4 August 1997.

Do you know what's the source of this "news"?
World News Daily Report (by New World Order Media), and those who take their stuff seriously should run for a doctor as fast as a taxi can take them (better not drive nor do any activity that requires alertness).
Yes, the same dudes who published the following stuff:
  • Bahrain: Royal Decree Bans Bets on Dolphin Races
  • Canada: Extraterrestrial Lifeforms Discovered in Meteorite Debris
  • Remains of WW2 Japanese Plane Found Near Peru
  • Nostradamus Expert Claims Putin Could be Third Antichrist
  • Former Pope warns of Vatican Alien Agenda
  • M’Bokolokolo Creature Sighted in Nigeria
  • Italy: Coroner Concludes to a Death by Spontaneous Combustion
  • UN declares China to be 2014 Best Country in the World
  • Hungary: Archeologists Discover Tomb of Attila the Hun
  • Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Astonishing New Video Leaked (screenshot)
    Attachment 530604
    (well, that actually wasn't that far-fetched)
  • Chinese porn star Xi Juan Chow retires at age 77
    Attachment 530605
  • Afghanistan: First Landmine-Free Cricket Field Inaugurated
  • Ancient Electric Device Found in Ruins of Golden Temple in Indonesia
  • Mythical Island of Lilliput Finally Rediscovered
  • Arctic Penguins now extinct

This is the second hoax that you post in less than 24 hours btw...
When you have proof it's a hoax, then i'll listen to you. The other video i posted was asking if it was authentic and stating i didnt believe it.

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