If This Is True, CBS Is The Biggest Pussy Ever. Winning!!!!

fredstones · #1 ● 03-21-2011, 11:58 PM

Un-fucking-real.

CBS-The recently fired star of "Two and a Half Men," current tweeter and soon-to-be live tour star has been offered his job back by CBS, tweets NBC's Jeff Rossen, citing unnamed sources.

The tweet reads, "Sources close to Charlie Sheen tell NBC News, CBS has offered him his job back. Discussions ongoing. Not a done deal."

Rossen follows with a second tweet, "Per my sources: CBS is happy to have Charlie Sheen back on show...IF Warner Bros, Chuck Lorre, and Sheen can settle differences."

Q: What's the difference between a whore and a TV executive?

A: Not much. Just the amount of zeros you get paid after you get fucked.

candymosh · #2 ● 03-22-2011, 12:02 AM

~face palm~

Nite · #3 ● 03-22-2011, 03:09 AM

more material for Letterman

Pelle · #4 ● 03-22-2011, 08:41 AM

[QUOTE=fredstones;1836650]
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a TV executive?

A: Not much. Just the amount of zeros you get paid after you get fucked.[/SIZE]

Signature material!

candymosh · #5 ● 03-23-2011, 07:43 AM

And the verdict is....................Sheen is a douche who isn't getting his job back.

dooshman · #6 ● 03-23-2011, 12:06 PM

It's called ratings. Apparently Charlie Sheen fans are pissed. Like, WTF? Sure glad I'm not a TV Executive. Talk about professional ass kissers. Oh well. All in the name of TV, right?

Pappyo13 · #7 ● 03-23-2011, 08:38 PM

Anyone who wastes their time watching Charlie Sheen in a TV series should be shot!
There, that should help the gene pool.

joethurr · #8 ● 03-24-2011, 11:17 AM

ChockFullOfChock · #9 ● 03-24-2011, 05:22 PM

Did it occur to anyone the whole erratic Sheen thing might just be a publicity stunt?

Pappyo13 · #10 ● 03-24-2011, 10:12 PM

Like the way Chris Brown is doing his best Kanye West imitation a week before his album release?

If This Is True, CBS Is The Biggest Pussy Ever. Winning!!!!

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