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Hilarious. I get three stars and the other one gets 5.

It's all in the title. I need to be more...what's the word....bombastic (no pun intended)

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Re: Idiot Drinks Gas, Lights Cigarette and Boom!

stop drop and roll fucker

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I hope this idiot didn't have children for they would be without a father AND that his gene pool doesn't continue!

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Re: Idiot Drinks Gas, Lights Cigarette and Boom!

Gutted there's no video of this...

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Re: Idiot Drinks Gas, Lights Cigarette and Boom!

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Gutted there's no video of this...
Dammit...me too ^^ want to see a video of this numpty.
Definitely was not an 'accident'. It was sheer stupidity. " A series of events led to Bannings death". Yup and he was responsible for every single one of them. Idiot.
Feel bad for his family though.. Imagine having to tell everyone how your relative died!

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Old 03-02-2012, 02:31 AM
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Re: Idiot Drinks Gas, Lights Cigarette and Boom!

What? drink from salsa jars. He probably also wipes his ass with the phone book , wash his hands in the toilet water, do the dishes in the shower and park the bike in the lounge

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Re: Idiot Drinks Gas, Lights Cigarette and Boom!

And the next Darwin Award goes to...Mr. Gary Allen Banning! Congratulations!

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Jesus!! This story is just terrible.


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Re: Idiot Drinks Gas, Lights Cigarette and Boom!

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How could you not smell it? Even before you start to put gas in a car in an open area, you can smell it big time!

What kind of jerkoff picks us a salsa jar, which obviously doesn't look like water, and drinks it?! Maybe I go too far towards a germaphobe, but, I would get a clean glass or wash it out first.
If he worked around it he had probably become immune to the smell of it. My dad rebuilt and painted cars as a hobby and it destroyed his sense of smell.

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