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10-06-2014, 12:12 PM
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How to Not Get Beheaded
Isis issues id's so they know who to and not to kill... *whom it may concern, We hereby notify you that the one named Na’il Salu bin Basaam of the people of the al-Raqa emirate took and satisfactorily passed a course on Repentance. Based on this, we hereby grant him this certificate confirming that he is not an infidel [kafir] and that it is impermissible to lash, crucify, or rape him, unless a legitimate reason arises for the soldiers of the caliphate or if it’s been established that he has returned to apostasy and wants his freedom.  · |
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10-06-2014, 12:18 PM
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Re: How to Not Get Beheaded
I think I'll print one off and book a holiday to Syria. Wouldn't want to get raped while I'm taking in the sights.
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10-06-2014, 05:42 PM
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Re: How to Not Get Beheaded
I found this on a website called jihadwatch. A lot of good articles you won't see in mainstream media , mostly about radical Islam.
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10-09-2014, 02:37 AM
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Re: How to Not Get Beheaded
To compare this scum with animals.... is an insult to the animals.
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10-15-2014, 02:53 AM
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Re: How to Not Get Beheaded
I've had several well-to-do "ladies", who formerly had no interest in self-defense, ask me to help them arm themselves and train them in the use of said-arms. Mind you, most of these are elderly widows with some means. Not your first-choice for the stereotypical-American "bacon-eating-obese-fossil-fuel-guzzling-gun-toting-fat-ass"-type (as presumed by you often-uppity Euros). These are women who know me from the church I wandered away from. They called me, which was (honestly) shocking, as I hadn't attended recently. They're afraid of, not only beheadings, but also localized home-invasions to steal their wealth to pawn off to ISIS. Now, IMO, one should always be prepared against home-invasion; if you're not, you *will be* after someone will harvest you and your precious belongings. (Right, 305?) Back on point, this is nothing new. These women were always susceptible to robbery, but thought living in a gentrified area protected them from harm. Now that their kids gave them smartphones (and, unwittingly) awareness, they're finally waking up. And these women, many of them rich widows far-beyond my dating-range, want to be responsible for their own security in their own homes. They live alone, many with large dogs, but those canines aren't enough any more. It seems they're going from passive to active. Hell, I know a lot of people are changing their routines because of this. That's the scary part about America. We're too big to take at-once. And we may not have RPGs and AKs at every corner, but there's about a bazillion 30-30s out there. And that's just the start. I just had to interject the story about the rich widows wanting to learn how to shoot-n-scoot.  |
