[Blewvane]

Just change it to Smith and be done with it.

[MadCore]

My name is not even near that, but thanks to Finnish systems, my middle name does not fit into official papers, bank cards, school reports etc. Just how many times have I had to explain that yes, my bank card has a man's name on it, but it is really mine... Since the missing three letters turn my middle name into a man's name. And "yes, that is my graduation paper".

[DiamondSmiles]

Since my mother and I have the same name, except for the middle initials, we always use them.

Most people still leave them out so I've been adding our middle names to things.

Causes all kinds of messes with mail, medical records, credit, etc.

Never name your child after yourself! As adults, it's a pain in the ass!

And our social security numbers begin with the same three numbers, 22 years apart.

[gatagato]

LOL

Wolfe+585

Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr. (Wolfe+585, Senior) is the short name of a Philadelphian typesetter, who has held the record for the longest personal name ever used. "585" represents the number of additional letters in his full surname (total 590). His full 746-letter name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwareng ewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeun dsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubg ierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorand ieerscheinenwanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebr auchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefa hrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiester nwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundw ohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefo rtplanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundr uhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintellig entgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum, Senior.

The Museum of Hoaxes, which says the 590-letter name "seems to be true", provides a translation by Charles Haberl; it treats Steinhausen as a separate geographical name and continues, "Who before ages were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well tended and diligently protected against attackers who by their rapacity were enemies who 12,000 years ago appeared from the stars to the humans by spaceships with light as an origin of power, started a long voyage within starlike space in search for the star which has habitable planets orbiting and whither the new race of reasonable humanity could thrive and enjoy lifelong happiness and tranquility without fear of attack from other intelligent creatures from within starlike space".

[rapeWhistle]

This is in Hawaii, they should have a license that accommodates ridiculously-long traditional Hawaiian names... we already fucked them out of their island and killed-off their tribal leaders, at least let them continue the tradition of passing down family history through their names.