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Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Smells Like My Vagina’ Candle Has Twitter Talking

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” on Goop, and it’s sold out. But Twitter didn’t run out of jokes.

The $75 item contains traditional perfume elements like bergamot, cedar and rose “to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth,” the product copy reads.

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According to a previous Goop description, the provocative name came from a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and Paltrow.

The two were testing a fragrance one day when she declared, “Uhhh, this smells like a vagina.” The bouquet evolved into a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent.”

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Consumers had thoughts on the candle, and many weren’t full of rose and bergamot.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gwyne...aN7QBJQoQ4SUYj

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Smells Like My Vagina’ Candle Has Twitter Talking

I agree with the guy 100%

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I truly thought all this was just a joke. I didn't realize it was real.

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Smells Like My Vagina’ Candle Has Twitter Talking

well, there's retards out there who buy the fucking bath water of some e-thot. celebs can literally start selling their shit for a fortune

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These few are among the reasoning as to why I love U.S.America; capitalism and the right to express one'self.

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And apparently the Vatican, the crown and the queen own our earth

All fabricated lies.

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Smells Like My Vagina’ Candle Has Twitter Talking

I wouldn’t mind a quick sniff, but I’m not paying $75 to make me house smell like her cooch.

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Same Smell purchase at the Dollar Store:

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She Making the Big Bucks $$$

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