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09-15-2011, 04:42 AM
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Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Percy Foster Dies in Badger Den
A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster's 107cm body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales. The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program." Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report. In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double. "Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar. "I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said. Read more: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...-1226137926856  · |
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09-15-2011, 02:14 PM
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Percy Foster Dies in Badger Den
That is insane, seriously how the fuck does that happen? It's pretty sad though. I'm sure he felt really good about himself for being one of the few well-paid midgets. They have a really high rate of suicide because they can rarely find work/fit in.
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09-15-2011, 08:39 PM
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Re: Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Percy Foster Dies in Badger Den
Detective : So where were you on the Night in Question Mr Ramsay ? Ramsay : What the Fuck ? You think I fucking had something to do with fucking over that little fucker ? Detective : Stop Swearing Mr Ramsay Ramsay : Fuck off pig, this is a fictional conversation anyway |
wonder if he sweared a lot also.
